Ok I will, London!

Good craic drivin down in the van to Dubsville to get the boat and boy was it choppy, I thought I was gonna whitey my ring up! Then drove another 250 miles to Toddington with 1 stop on the way at Stratford where thanks to us some wee lad "win thee chuklit baah"... Some went drinkin while some slept!

Next day an early rise before we hit the Don, to a friend joint for a tasty breakfast. Did Big Chill show which was good but weird, then to Dalston to soundcheck for the gypsy hotel show. Back for a lay down then some brews then made our way back to the gypsy hotel in the pishing rain then blew the roof off the joint! Stayed about and got hammered, danced and got more hammered, which was nice!

Next mornin went got food, the van and our gear then parked up and had a load of stoutski in a wee jamacian boozer where they played country music with ragga rappin over the top of it, ERE ME NOW!!!!

To the Ratmobile!, then we hit Brixton, got soundchecked had some beers and played another crackin show then more beers. Went back to the hostel to find the some cocksucker double books our room with a load of other cocksuckers when we burst in pissed at 3 a.m. they were none too pleased, nor were we for that matter. This meant beds for 3 and the van for 2 unlucky sods. Talk about a bollocks.

Woke the next mornin to London rush hour traffic, Hoorah, then the best phonecall of our lives saying the ferry was delayed til 3 a.m. the following mornin, FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well onwards and upwards we drove to Wales were we booked a hotel room for 1 and went in and all had a shower (not together, but im sure some boys in the band would have liked that!). I went to me cart for a few hours as I was fucked. Boarded the boat which was like the first trip times 100, awful. Back on Irish soil the Drive home was an absolute bastard.

A Special thanks to the lads who slept in the van all weekend wile the drivers did fuck all but fight sleep and sit in an uncomfortable chair like a pair of selfish cunts!

Well, this is Captain Reno signing off and in the words of the Formidable Freddy Fisher A.K.A Halfwit "good times, MMMMMMMMMM"