Friday, July 31, 2009

HCTLGTV...

Delectable little treats appear when I log into the blogger every now and again!
Now our own little TV station? Well... that is something! Looks like the work of Mr Mort Van Cleef; and I'm enjoying the surprises!
Pressure on us lads to make some little video blogs too; I think they're called 'vlogs' in the world where condensed words seem to be standardised. I must make a few up myself... (door hinge = dinge, light bulb = lulb, rock band = rand, jive and jazz = jizz?... I could go on)
So whatdoya reckon; HCTLG blogs, exclusives? Conversations? Sneaky recordings of practice room arguments (not that we have that many...)
All these sound good in theory; but there is a slight problem; Marty is terribly shy in social situations (we sometimes find him in the corner of the backstage sitting down reading Harry Potter and dressed like a wizard, and we have to drag him out to the stage), Rion has Tourettes (although I'd call it passion), the hair to face ratio is all wrong for me, Rob has a funny looking moustache which may come across strange on camera and Wally's various voices may appear along with his middle finger; and offend somewhat.
I need to get these problems solved before venturing into this video adventure (vadventure?); but I need everyone possible to comment and let us know if you want it! Yes you, and not just the usual suspects; EVERYONE who reads it has gots to say yay or nay...
So whats it to be?
J

13 comments:

  1. I say YAY!!!!! Sounds fantastic, I would love to see it all..I can see Marty now trying to produce a patronus (yep I read the books), Wally..LET IT FLY MAN!, Reno,it's ok honey, Johnny, Your ratio is just fine! Rob, looks normal to me but it's early.
    Now John, about one of your word creations, jizz..please refer to youtube, Saturday Night Live..Jizz In My Pants..you MAY want to re-think that one. Sorry, Mrs.Johnny's Mom but that's the name of the video and it's F..reaking hilarious!

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  2. wat the feck r ye on about john...ive never read a bloody Parry Hotter book in me life... sure ye know i canny read or smell my own name...

    my heads up me arse... never ever ever drink black absinthe folks

    M

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  3. HEY!!! are you calling me an Usual Suspect? hmmpf!

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  4. ROFL!! Am I one of the "Usual Suspects"? Well even so I would love to see "Vlogs" from ye Gents!! It would be gr8 craic te see Marty in a wizard costume and we have no problems with the face to hair ratio it is just fine, or the occasional slip of the finger for that matter and if ye think tauches make us nervous let me refer u back to the forums and a certain thread ;- )!! All that makes is part of the charm of The Gentry!!

    So if that is what is stopping ye I just have one more response te that.. BRING IT!!! 8-D

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  5. Dear Mr Keavanowski, In response to your recent query re: "vlogs". Number one - I have seen some of your past video "highlights" ( and like my bowels, I use that word loosely) and can only hope that we can expect a vast improvement upon such "magic" moments as - "The time I made The Davenport disappear" and " The time I replaced my eyes with two camera phones". I'm in no way suggesting that these vids were not imaginative in any way but I must say that the quality of both sound and framing were questionable. Also, have you discussed such a move with the Bean? Now this is based solely on your musings upon this site but, the lady seems to still have some sense left (despite the fact that she makes kissy face with what I can only describe as some hairy glasses) and that very often must be embarrassed by your somewhat bizarre antics especially when it comes to your choices in cardigans and footwear (may I suggest some snazzy b-boy basketball style "sneakers"? Just a thought). Anyway, I just want to make sure that you are making a well thought out decision before we end up seeing some wierd shit that none of us wanna see - beeyatch. I thank you for your time..... ya five toed freak

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  6. Well played Mr SG, well played indeed... I shall be back to you with a response soon!
    J

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  7. As the uncouth youth would say "Bring it on ya beardo wierdo" - See what I did there? I intentionally put the words uncouth and youth together in a sentence as they rhyme thereby making me a cool muddy funkster. I also added an "o" to the word beard and paired it with the word "wierdo" once again upping my coolness to alevel beyond any of you....I await a suitably cool response if you can manage it! Consider this the blog version of a leather glove across your cheek sir.

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  8. Well Mr G... (cracks knuckles)
    In response to your recent 'posts'; I've taken the time to consider my 'comeback'.
    Number one; The first thing I want to point out is the word 'beeyatch'...
    This can only be the word of somebody who falls into the Gangsta MTV watching wannabe category who has a habit of wearing ridiculous shoes, for instance white basketball ones; and I could hazard a guess that basketball isn't something you play often.

    Number two; The fact that when I start a response with 'Number One', I usually have other points to add, thus making various points , whilst you on the other hand, if you refer to your first number (it being 'one'), can't seem to get another point past one... Dear oh dear; rookie mistake my boy.

    Number three; This is what 3 points look like; so have a look and in future, I implore you to refer to this response if you need a reference... Also, I can refer to them as 'Strike 1, 2 & 3', and this being the case... You're outta here!

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  9. YYYAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BORING!

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  10. "J" is it? Well"J", and I think I'll bring young "Rion", if that is even a real name, into this issue if only to alleviate some of his boredom (he's so bored he checks this site every day when he is all "wunk" out). A) the reason I chose to use the word "beeyaaatch" was because I did not believe that an adult term was appropriate to use judging by your frequent use of the "potty-mouth" F*** word - I pity your mother, the disappointment she must feel every time you lower yourself to the gutter (from what I hear she is actually a very well thought of lady of some class and distinction ;-) *doffs cap* my sympathies Mrs K)
    B) the fact that your second point above is that you have a second point is a small step above calling someone "Corkeeeeeyyyy" (Those of a certain age will get this - probably takes you out of the equation "boy"!!)
    C) And to then follow that up with "point 3" borders on some kind of stammering repitition/retardation that surely must come from licking some kind of lead paint laced guitar string or the equivalent of having approximately 60 - 80 mobile phones surround you for 7-8 hours per day, 5 days a week (granted this is a highly unlikely scenario but few things can explain your "mentality") So for now "J" I shall bid you goodnight and good luck!


    P.S. Rockabilly Boogie is a fucking sweet ass choon - I assume "Rion" must take the credit for this one as well.........

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